@rondetto Said 
An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"
The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every evening at 9 p.m. I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."
The reporter then asked, "That's ALL?"
The man smiled, "Well, cancelling my voyage on Titanic sure didn't hurt either."
i almost went on titanic 2 for free. i was on the on walkway in front of the titanic , i lost my balance, i went into the water, between the water and the ship. i missed by an inch.
Jul 06, 2020 @ 17:23:23
