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rondetto On July 02, 2020




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 26, 2020 @ 13:39:31
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.

"I'm as sober as you are, your honour," the man claimed.

The judge replied, "In that case, Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
darkman666 2 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 26, 2020 @ 13:47:50
@rondetto Said

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.

"I'm as sober as you are, your honour," the man claimed.

The judge replied, "In that case, Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."


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