The Locksmith

@rondetto Said

A man is sitting in the dock at court.
The judge asks the man for his occupation.
"I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies.
"And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the morning when police arrived at the scene", the judge inquires.
"I was making a bolt for the door."
"Oh so you're a key worker. So, what is the name of your Locksmith's business?"
"Hinge and bracket your honour."