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rondetto On 40 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 19, 2020 @ 11:42:42
The shelves are all so empty,
It really is a farce,
I ask myself the question,
How will I wipe my arse?

Do I turn to Ebay?
And buy some for a grand,
From a bloke in Rochdale,
That could be second hand.

Asda has no bog roll,
Tesco's got none too,
What will I do tomorrow,
When I want a poo.

Lidl's shelves are empty,
Aldi's stock is low,
I really need some andrex,
Please tell me where to go.

Do I use a pair of socks?
That might be alright,
But then I have a problem,
My feet would stink of s***e.

I could use a towel,
But that's not very fair,
Someone might use the same one,
When drying their hair.

So when the time arrives,
And I know it's not a trump,
I'll be prepared and ready,
For my first paperless dump.

I will use an old poster,
I have of Miley Cyrus,
So you can kiss my fat clean arse,
You damned Corona virus.
darkman666 On about 14 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 19, 2020 @ 15:07:36
@rondetto Said

The shelves are all so empty,
It really is a farce,
I ask myself the question,
How will I wipe my arse?

Do I turn to Ebay?
And buy some for a grand,
From a bloke in Rochdale,
That could be second hand.

Asda has no bog roll,
Tesco's got none too,
What will I do tomorrow,
When I want a poo.

Lidl's shelves are empty,
Aldi's stock is low,
I really need some andrex,
Please tell me where to go.

Do I use a pair of socks?
That might be alright,
But then I have a problem,
My feet would stink of s***e.

I could use a towel,
But that's not very fair,
Someone might use the same one,
When drying their hair.

So when the time arrives,
And I know it's not a trump,
I'll be prepared and ready,
For my first paperless dump.

I will use an old poster,
I have of Miley Cyrus,
So you can kiss my fat clean arse,
You damned Corona virus.



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