Egypt

My partner asked, " When we go on holiday to Egypt, can we go on a camel?" I said, don't be so daft, It will take us ages to get there by camel."

i know a joke about three camels going into a bar, and buying a pack of camel cigarettes. i don't want drag out a joke anymore. because the three camels are double park in a handicapped parking space outside in front of the bar.