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rondetto On about 4 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 08, 2020 @ 12:33:49
A customer at a counter of a garden ornament shop said to the cashier, "Give me four of those gnomes, two of those pink flamingos, two of those sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers."
The cashier replied, "That'll be eight pounds for the gnomes, ten for the flamingos, six for the sunflowers, and an apology please to my wife!"
Darkman666 On about 19 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 08, 2020 @ 20:54:44
@rondetto Said

A customer at a counter of a garden ornament shop said to the cashier, "Give me four of those gnomes, two of those pink flamingos, two of those sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers."
The cashier replied, "That'll be eight pounds for the gnomes, ten for the flamingos, six for the sunflowers, and an apology please to my wife!"




i thought he was going said, it was his mother in law!
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