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Nigel Farage Buys A Pint.

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Jennifer1984 On 32 minutes ago
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#1New Post! Dec 01, 2019 @ 07:29:09
The nicotine stained man-frog goes into a pub and orders a pint of beer.

The barman pulls one and promptly throws it over him.

Soaked to the skin and dripping beer, he splutters to the barman "What did you do that for?"

The barman replies "Because you're in a metaphor which illustrates the stupidity of asking for something and not stipulating how you want it delivered, you frog faced snivelling git."

"But I'm thirsty. Alright, I'll ask again. I want a pint of beer and I want it in a glass and placed on the bar."

"You can't change your order," replies the barman.

"Why not?" asks Farage, dismayed.

"Because you already asked once and you don't get a second go. This is a democracy, get over it."
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