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rondetto

Wrexham, United Kingdom

Nov 28, 2019 @ 15:45:19

Little Johnny told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.

"Dead." She was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained Little Johnny, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

Darkman666

Saint Louis, Missouri

Nov 28, 2019 @ 17:25:33

@rondetto Said

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