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rondetto On about 6 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 23, 2019 @ 14:59:23
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs £500."

"Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered.

The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."

The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.

"That one costs £1000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the Windows 10 operating system." Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.

"That one costs £2000."

"And what does that one do?" the man asked.

The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 23, 2019 @ 18:07:19
@rondetto Said

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs £500."

"Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered.

The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."

The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.

"That one costs £1000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the Windows 10 operating system." Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.

"That one costs £2000."

"And what does that one do?" the man asked.

The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"





one day, a walk into a pet shop. the man went to the owner, and ask if he had a parrot for sale. the man told the owner, that looking for something to give to her mother on her birthday.

then, the owner goes in the back of his shop. then, he bring a parrot in a big cage, and then he put the cage on the counter. the man thought this is perfect for his mother. the owner claims that the parrot can speak seven different languages. the man was really impress now, he brought the parrot.

so, after the man left the pet shop, and head toward his mother's place. his mother open her front door, and with big smile on her face. so, then the man enter the house, and put the cage on her mother's dinning room table. the mother was confuse, and said, " what this about? ", looking the parrot. the man with a big smile on his face, and said, " ma, this is your birthday present. this parrot can talk seven different languages, and I was hoping you like it enough to keep it to keep you company ". his mother gave him, a big hug and a big kiss to thank him. then, the man left.

so, a couple hours ago, the man gave his mother a ring, and see how the two were getting along together. so, the mother was thrill that he call. so, the man said, " so ma, how you and your new friend doing? " the mother said, " he was delicious! " then the man was shock, and then the man said to her, " ma, the parrot cost me, two thousand dollars and he spoke seven different languages. why did you eat him? did he tell you, not eat him? " then the mother was confuse and hurt, and said to her son innocent, " well, honey, he should spoke up! "
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