A swearing vicar

@rondetto Said

A priest goes to a car boot sale where he sees a rusty petrol mower for sale.
'Does it work?' he asks.
'Well' the bloke replies 'after you've sworn at it four or five, and after yanking the cord, it usually starts up'
'Oh no' the priest says 'I don't swear. I haven't used a swear word in thirty years'
'Don't worry' says the bloke If you buy this, 'it'll soon come back to you."