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rondetto On about 11 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 09, 2019 @ 15:54:13
The vicar was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"

"Heaven!" they all piped up.

"And what do you have to do to get there?"

They said, "Well, for one thing you have to be Be dead!"
Darkman666 On about 9 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 09, 2019 @ 18:52:24
@rondetto Said

The vicar was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"

"Heaven!" they all piped up.

"And what do you have to do to get there?"

They said, "Well, for one thing you have to be Be dead!"




trivia fact: heaven has one bathroom up there. you go before you died!
rondetto On about 11 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Nov 09, 2019 @ 19:10:29
Hiya buddy, how's your winter over there? We've had snow and frost here today.
Darkman666 On about 9 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Nov 09, 2019 @ 20:01:18
@rondetto Said

Hiya buddy, how's your winter over there? We've had snow and frost here today.


hi,buddy, in the Midwest, where I lived this week. It was a decent deep freezer cold front the north. whatwasn't that bad to get out. the weekend on near 60's. the beginning of the next week for two days are pretty cold. the middle and the end of the week suppose in high 40's. no snow in st. louis yet this season.
rondetto On about 11 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Nov 10, 2019 @ 19:05:06
I guess then that you have similar weather to us here in the UK. WE had a day of snow on Saturday but it's been sunny today. though cold of course.
Darkman666 On about 9 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#6New Post! Nov 10, 2019 @ 19:37:04
@rondetto Said

I guess then that you have similar weather to us here in the UK. WE had a day of snow on Saturday but it's been sunny today. though cold of course.



might be only different between us, your location depends how the artic winds below from the artcic. from Canada, the mean artic wind clipper that will can blast most of usa in a deep freeze off and on a month. I know that uk get a lot of rain during the year, that only thing, I heard about the weather for tourist trap in uk. I don't know the average snow fall in uk is, I never heard that uk over years, as ever had several snow fall with inches involved in my life. it depends the location.
rondetto On about 11 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Nov 10, 2019 @ 19:57:04
WE have mountains all around us, sometimes they protect us but if the wind is from a different direction we can have very heavy snow which lasts for several weeks in the winter.
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