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rondetto On about 14 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 21, 2019 @ 10:32:25
Jenny goes to church to confess her sins to the local priest. "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
"Tell me of your sins Jennifer."
"Oh father, last night my boyfriend and I made love seven times in the hay."
The priest ponders this then says: "Take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a tall glass then drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins father?"
"No," the priest says. "But it will wipe that bloody smile off your face."
darkman666 On 59 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 21, 2019 @ 19:18:47
@rondetto Said

Jenny goes to church to confess her sins to the local priest. "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
"Tell me of your sins Jennifer."
"Oh father, last night my boyfriend and I made love seven times in the hay."
The priest ponders this then says: "Take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a tall glass then drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins father?"
"No," the priest says. "But it will wipe that bloody smile off your face."


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