My pal Dave isn't too intelligent, his wife had left him after 20 years of marriage and he was drowning his sorrows in the local pub.
Opposite side of the bar sat two beautiful blonde girls and he asked the barman to send over two drinks.
"I wouldn't bother," said the barman, "They're both lesbians."
"That's ok, just being sociable." replied Dave. The girls walked over and thanked him as one sat either side of him Dave though his luck was in.
"So," he says, "What part of Lesbia do you come from?"
Oct 19, 2019 @ 13:53:02
