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rondetto On April 22, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 27, 2019 @ 12:33:00
From now on, I will believe in The Prophet Muhammad.

I decided to go to the local Mosque for the first time, to see what it was all about.

I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said.

"By the will of Allah the All Mighty, and the Prophet Muhammad, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralysed.

He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing. "You are going to walk."

Once again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the prayers, I stepped outside.

And blow me down, my car was gone.
Darkman666 On April 23, 2024




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Aug 27, 2019 @ 20:48:59
@rondetto Said

From now on, I will believe in The Prophet Muhammad.

I decided to go to the local Mosque for the first time, to see what it was all about.

I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said.

"By the will of Allah the All Mighty, and the Prophet Muhammad, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralysed.

He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing. "You are going to walk."

Once again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the prayers, I stepped outside.

And blow me down, my car was gone.



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