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rondetto On about 22 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 11, 2019 @ 15:35:41
The summer band class was just getting under way when a large insect flew into the room. The Sixth Graders, eager to play their shiny new instruments, tried to ignore the buzzing intruder, but eventually one student, Tommy, could stand it no longer. He rolled up his music book and swatted the insect, then he stomped on it to ensure its demise.

"Was it a bee?" another student asked.

"Nope," Tommy replied. "Bee flat."
darkman666 On 46 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Aug 11, 2019 @ 16:03:33
@rondetto Said

The summer band class was just getting under way when a large insect flew into the room. The Sixth Graders, eager to play their shiny new instruments, tried to ignore the buzzing intruder, but eventually one student, Tommy, could stand it no longer. He rolled up his music book and swatted the insect, then he stomped on it to ensure its demise.

"Was it a bee?" another student asked.

"Nope," Tommy replied. "Bee flat."


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