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white_swan53 On October 07, 2020




n/a, New Mexico
#1New Post! Jul 21, 2019 @ 04:15:36
Anita came running up to her husband in the driveway just jumping for joy.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"

"I'm pregnant!" He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while; he grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her,

"That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"

"What do you mean, 'more'?"
She said,"Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to haveTWINS!!!!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,he asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part.
I went to Walmart and bought the twin pack home pregnancy test kit
and BOTH tests came out positive!"
chaski On about 18 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#2New Post! Jul 28, 2019 @ 00:34:14
chaski On about 18 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#3New Post! Jul 28, 2019 @ 00:38:00
I have a twin sister. I'm male, she is female. Fraternal twins.

All our lives when we have told people that we are twins (me: I have a twin sister or she's my twin sister; her: I have a twin brother, or he's my twin brother) people have asked...

"Are you identical twins?"

I got tired of explaining the difference between fraternal twins and identical twins, so started answering "we used to be".

Darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Jul 28, 2019 @ 01:09:33
@chaski Said

I have a twin sister. I'm male, she is female. Fraternal twins.

All our lives when we have told people that we are twins (me: I have a twin sister or she's my twin sister; her: I have a twin brother, or he's my twin brother) people have asked...

"Are you identical twins?"

I got tired of explaining the difference between fraternal twins and identical twins, so started answering "we used to be".




chaski- I hope your sister looks better in a blue dress than you do. chaski - I hope your sister didn't get jealous, when you were your blue dress in your school years. most boys in your class, asked you out on a date than your sister got asked, chaski- all four years in high school, you won prom queen title.
Darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5New Post! Jul 28, 2019 @ 01:10:11
@white_swan53 Said

Anita came running up to her husband in the driveway just jumping for joy.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"

"I'm pregnant!" He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while; he grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her,

"That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"

"What do you mean, 'more'?"
She said,"Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to haveTWINS!!!!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,he asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part.
I went to Walmart and bought the twin pack home pregnancy test kit
and BOTH tests came out positive!"



chaski On about 18 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#6New Post! Jul 28, 2019 @ 01:23:17
@darkman666 Said

chaski- I hope your sister looks better in a blue dress than you do. chaski - I hope your sister didn't get jealous, when you were your blue dress in your school years. most boys in your class, asked you out on a date than your sister got asked, chaski- all four years in high school, you won prom queen title.



My sister is a lot prettier than I (think Princess Diana)... and if she were a guy, she would no doubt be more handsome.

None the less, I rock ( ) the blue dress better than she!



💃
Darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#7New Post! Jul 28, 2019 @ 01:35:23
@chaski Said

My sister is a lot prettier than I (think Princess Diana)... and if she were a guy, she would no doubt be more handsome.

None the less, I rock ( ) the blue dress better than she!



💃


if the case, what you are saying about your sister. you look better than your sister in blue dress. no wonder, squirrels like you in blue dress, when you perching on tree limbs. they probably like your nuts!
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