The Forum Site - Join the conversation
Forums:
Politics

The moon is part of mars.

Reply to Topic
AuthorMessage
chaski On about 2 hours ago
Stalker





Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#1New Post! Jun 09, 2019 @ 15:08:20
This thread is about the ramifications of the Moon being part of Mars, which we recently learned from our stable genius President.


"For all of the money we are spending, NASA
should NOT be talking about going to the
Moon - We did that 50 years ago. They
should be focused on the much bigger things
we are doing, including Mars (of which the
Moon is a part)
, Defense and Science!
"


I'll start:

The impact on folk lore and literature is going to be massive! People do not change into Werewolves during a full moon... they turn into Werewolves during a full Mars.









* Note: underline and bold are mine, added for focus and emphasis.
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#2New Post! Jun 09, 2019 @ 17:41:49
Do you still need special glasses to look at Mars when it eclipses the sun?
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#3New Post! Jun 09, 2019 @ 17:43:11
Will we have to change our vocabulary?

Instead of a Lunatic, you have to call him a Maratic?
darkman666 On 44 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Jun 09, 2019 @ 17:49:44
@mrmhead Said

Will we have to change our vocabulary?

Instead of a Lunatic, you have to call him a Maratic?



or even a better word: a blind date!
Cas On September 14, 2019




, Washington
#5New Post! Jun 09, 2019 @ 19:42:05
Can we just send him off to be king of the moon, err Mars?
chaski On about 2 hours ago
Stalker





Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#6New Post! Jun 09, 2019 @ 19:43:15
Horoscopes...

There are three parts: Your Sun sign, your Moon signs and your Rising (or ascendant) sign.

Clearly that has to now change: Sun, Mars (or Martian) and Rising (or ascendant)...
chaski On about 2 hours ago
Stalker





Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#7New Post! Jun 09, 2019 @ 19:59:47
@Cas Said

Can we just send him off to be king of the moon, err Mars?


Mars and Loompaland (home of the Oompa-Loompas) once had a dreadful war over this very idea; who should take the Orangeman-baby.

It was terrible... the Martians ended up vacating Mars for another galaxy. It was the only way to be certain that the Orangeman-baby would not end up as king of the Martians someday.

The Oompa-Loompas homeland was destroyed, thus they ended up in a refugee camp until Willy Wonka took pity on them and hired them into his chocolate factory.

This, however, violated U.S. immigration law as everyone thought that Loompaland was part of the moon which is part of Mars which is really part of Mexico.... the Oompa-Loompas were kicked out of the USA.... rumor has it that they ended up leaving the galaxy also... but know one knows for certain...

The moral of the story is that, sadly, "we" are stuck with Orangeman-baby.
white_swan53 On September 17, 2019




n/a, New Mexico
#8New Post! Jun 09, 2019 @ 20:35:32
I think he came from jupiter because he's just stupidter.
Ghyda On August 17, 2019




Anaheim, California
#9New Post! Jun 09, 2019 @ 20:40:32
While the presidents remarks about the Moon and Mars make fodder for late night comedy, he surely didn't mean to rewrite the astronomy books. He probably meant that the budget for going to Mars includes a budget for going back to the Moon.
chaski On about 2 hours ago
Stalker





Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#10New Post! Jun 09, 2019 @ 21:14:43
@Ghyda Said

He probably meant that the budget for going to Mars includes a budget for going back to the Moon.


Possibly, but he did also say >>> "...NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon - We did that 50 years ago..."

...which is a little different than something like "...of course we're thinking about going to the Moon. It is a "stepping stone" for a launch to Mars..." or some such similar thing.

Of course it is equally likely that our president is just an idiot that doesn't really know what he is talking about and/or he just says stupid s*** without thinking.
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#11New Post! Jun 10, 2019 @ 12:22:57
Why would we want dinky ol' Mars? Let's Land on Jupiter!! It HUUUUGE!!!

We could build great big great Trump Towers!!
With Enormous Golf Courses.

Of course we'll have to build Great Big Walls around Trump Jupiter Resort so the Jupitarians don't come in illegally with their drugs, their crimes and their rapists.
chaski On about 2 hours ago
Stalker





Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#12New Post! Jun 10, 2019 @ 14:26:44
And then there is all this stuff about the moon controlling the tides...

Stupid scientists... obviously Mars controls the tides.
Leon On September 16, 2019




San Diego, California
#13New Post! Jun 10, 2019 @ 15:28:23
The Trump administration is focusing on science?

Well, I suppose with the intention of finding ways to suppress knowledge of it, yeah.
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#14New Post! Jun 10, 2019 @ 16:23:31
@Leon Said

The Trump administration is focusing on science?

Well, I suppose with the intention of finding ways to suppress knowledge of it, yeah.


And to show he's so "Up With Science", he's going to establish a National Academy of Alchemy.
white_swan53 On September 17, 2019




n/a, New Mexico
#15New Post! Jun 10, 2019 @ 20:38:15
@chaski Said


Of course it is equally likely that our president is just an idiot that doesn't really know what he is talking about and/or he just says stupid s*** without thinking.




I put in bold text that which IMHO is the reality of Trump.
Reply to Topic<< Previous Topic | Next Topic >>

1 browsing (0 members - 1 guest)

Quick Reply
Politics Forum - Some Rudeness Allowed

      
Subscribe to topic prefs

Similar Topics
    Forum Topic Last Post Replies Views
New posts   Science
Fri Sep 07, 2007 @ 22:49
1 576
New posts   Random
Thu Aug 26, 2010 @ 10:31
4 557
New posts   Jokes & Humor
Thu Jan 01, 2009 @ 20:03
5 486
New posts   Health & Fitness
Thu Jun 07, 2007 @ 18:42
10 895
New posts   Science
Tue Nov 22, 2005 @ 08:56
9 3031