Well, fun fact: I still have them!
I mean, there was a period of about 6 months where I didn't wear 'em, but I kept them in a sealed container and when I came back from Kamloops, they only lost a bit of their smell.
They've gotten so bad that I can't wear them when I go out anymore. I had a slightly embarrassing incident on the bus with my old shoes where I scratched my ankle and some of the odour wafted out. Two ladies were sitting at the back and they caught a whiff, but one of them blamed her friend because she was wearing flats. I got off the bus just as her friend argued by saying it smelt like 'raunchy socks, not bare feet.' I couldn't help but blush. I always like when people get a sniff of my foot odour. I dunno, I'm weird, don't judge!
But yeah, I only wear those socks at home in my slippers when no one else is home, or at night when I go to bed, although I have to remember to wake up slightly earlier to take the socks off my feet and put them back in their spot lest they be discovered. I don't want almost a year's worth of feet smell to be wasted.
Speaking of which, it's been almost a year since my feet were
smelt, and that's not right. How am I supposed to know the extent of my foot fumes if no one's around to smell 'em?
*Wiggles his bare toes.*
Smell my feet? Pretty please?