Church Membership Plummets

@darkman666 Said

chaski, now, why you wearing blue dresses , you have wear something to church on sundays!

@chaski Said

Now you're talking about the Sparkle Skirt.... unisex... it is a metal mesh chain mail skirt with style... perfect for trail maintenance when you need protection (from getting cut) but still want to go in style...

@darkman666 Said

my grandma used wear that in summertime, when she picked up sailors during ww1.

@chaski Said

My bad... Glitter Skirts...

@darkman666 Said

don't about that, my grandma switched to the glitter skirts during www2 and the cold war. then she switched to cargo skirts during the Vietnam war. she told me that bob hope told her that he like her legs over there once.

@chaski Said

@darkman666 Said

you remind me of my grandma!

@chaski Said

You remind me of the time when your grandmar and I wore matching blue skirts to the hoedown after the hay ride...

Oooops!

She made me promise not to tell about that!

@darkman666 Said

that wasn't my grandma, that was my grandpa!

@chaski Said

Well that explains a lot!

@darkman666 Said

so you thought my grandma doesn't shave her legs, mmmm, she does forget to put her teeth in.

@chaski Said

Actually I guess I learned that your grandpa does (or did) shave his legs... at least for me...

@chaski Said

Actually I guess I learned that your grandpa does (or did) shave his legs... at least for me...

@darkman666 Said

you probably look like bob hope.

@chaski Said

I live on a property that has an old church on it.

It is/was a one room school house version of a church (i.e. very small) and was once used by Theosophians.

I use it for storing building supplies (wood, paint, drywall, insulation, etc.). Since I have been doing a lot of work on our little 19th century stone house, I go into it a lot. Sometimes, while inside, I pause for effect... or to ponder the universe & life.

So, whenever anyone asks me if I go to church I tell them that I go at least once a week, but usually go 4 to 5 times or even more. I tell people that I attend a Theosophian church.

@white_swan53 Said

I think you two need more church .
Churches chicken ,, leave those poor ole grandparents be .