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Eaglebauer On about 6 hours ago
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Saint Louis, Missouri
#16New Post! Apr 12, 2019 @ 16:30:51
You still need to buy a device that connects to the internet to get the "free kudos."

THAT'S where they getcha.
mrmhead On 35 minutes ago




NE, Ohio
#17New Post! Apr 12, 2019 @ 17:20:47
@chaski Said

Oedipus slept with his mother... but others may have also... slept with Oedipus' mother... she was a bit of a floozy...


Sisyphus was the poor bastard that kept trying to push the bolder up the hill, only to have it roll back down just before he got to the top... thus damning forever to try to push the bolder to the top but always failing... kind of a metaphor for life....


But do you know Why Sisyphus was pushing that boulder endlessly?
(I suspect you do)

In my pre-web Internet days, my handle was Sysyphus - The Pink Floyd way of spelling it.

I memorized the lyrics too!
chaski On 55 minutes ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#18New Post! Apr 12, 2019 @ 17:49:38
@mrmhead Said

But do you know Why Sisyphus was pushing that boulder endlessly?
(I suspect you do)


Short answer: Yes... and because he was a bit like Trump; a self-aggrandizing crafty liar jackass.


Note: That a bit over simplified.
Cpat92 On about 9 hours ago
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#19New Post! Apr 13, 2019 @ 05:35:08
@DiscordTiger Said

If you're having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
I got the rep patrol on the mod patrol
Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed
Rep critics that say she's "Money Cash Hoe"
I'm from the hood, stupid?what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like "f*** critics" you can kiss my whole a*****e
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward?
Got beef with facebook if I don't play they show
They don't share my posts, well, I don't give a s***, so
Zuckberg try and use my brown ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, f***ers
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Tiger has
I'm from rags to riches, f***ers I ain't dumb
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me.

Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me

Year's '19 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the motherf***ing law
I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm,
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Floyd
Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm brown and my car's real low
Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh
"License and registration and step out of the car
"Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of s***, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
"Somebody important or something?"
Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my s***
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"

I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a b**** ain't one, hit me

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A mod like myself had to strong arm a ho
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord
Pray for 'em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to punching and
He and his boys goin' be yapping to the admin
And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping them
Members tried to give a mod shaft again
Half a week for ban cause I f***ing can
All because this fool was harassing them
Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my hammer

I got ninety nine kudos being a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos and a b**** ain't one
You're crazy for this one, Chaski, it's your boy



@psycoskunk Said

I didn't know you were a rapper, Tiger.


BARS!!!
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