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rondetto On 17 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 02, 2019 @ 16:47:32
A Irish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink.
The guy calls the bartender over and says "whatever she is is drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me."

The bartender replies "I don't think you want to do that."

"What do you mean?" yells the Irish guy, "Send her the drink!"

"O.K." the bartender replies, "but I don't think it is a good idea."

"And why not?" asks the guy.

The bartender leans over the bar and very softly says "because she's a lesbian."

"I don't care, send her the drink." says the Irish guy.

So after the lady gets her drink the Irish guy very casually strolls down to the other end of the bar and sits down next to her and says, "so what part of Lesbia are you from?"
darkman666 On 40 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Apr 02, 2019 @ 17:36:11
@rondetto Said

A Irish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink.
The guy calls the bartender over and says "whatever she is is drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me."

The bartender replies "I don't think you want to do that."

"What do you mean?" yells the Irish guy, "Send her the drink!"

"O.K." the bartender replies, "but I don't think it is a good idea."

"And why not?" asks the guy.

The bartender leans over the bar and very softly says "because she's a lesbian."

"I don't care, send her the drink." says the Irish guy.

So after the lady gets her drink the Irish guy very casually strolls down to the other end of the bar and sits down next to her and says, "so what part of Lesbia are you from?"


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