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rondetto On about 20 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 17, 2019 @ 13:45:59
Young boy: "Hey Mum that bee just stung me on my arm."
Mother: "Let me put some cream on it then."
Young boy: "Don't be silly, it'll be miles away by now."

Two birds watch a jumbo jet flying overhead: "Look at that" says the first.
"So what?" say the second. "I'd fly that fast if my tail was on fire too."
darkman666 On about 3 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 17, 2019 @ 14:02:43
@rondetto Said

Young boy: "Hey Mum that bee just stung me on my arm."
Mother: "Let me put some cream on it then."
Young boy: "Don't be silly, it'll be miles away by now."

Two birds watch a jumbo jet flying overhead: "Look at that" says the first.
"So what?" say the second. "I'd fly that fast if my tail was on fire too."



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