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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 03, 2019 @ 12:50:56
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy's do.
Little Mary went first,

“My daddy is a doctor and he saves people's lives”

“That's wonderful Mary. Now how about you Jane, what does your daddy do?”

“My daddy is a lawyer and he puts bad people in jail,” says Jane

“Very good Jane. Ok Johnny, what does your daddy do?”

“My daddy is dead” says Johnny

“Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that Johnny,” said the teacher, “what did he do before he died?”

“He turned blue and threw up on the carpet”
darkman666 On about 3 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 03, 2019 @ 14:18:47
@rondetto Said

A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy's do.
Little Mary went first,

“My daddy is a doctor and he saves people's lives”

“That's wonderful Mary. Now how about you Jane, what does your daddy do?”

“My daddy is a lawyer and he puts bad people in jail,” says Jane

“Very good Jane. Ok Johnny, what does your daddy do?”

“My daddy is dead” says Johnny

“Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that Johnny,” said the teacher, “what did he do before he died?”

“He turned blue and threw up on the carpet”



Cpat92 On July 05, 2019
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#3New Post! Mar 05, 2019 @ 05:56:26
I guess the teacher now knows to specify
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