Our flight home from Spain

As my wife and I boarded the Ryanair flight from Spain to Manchester we were hoping to get the left hand front seats for extra leg room. Unfortunately there was a blonde girl sat there. Knowing blondes I politely asked where she was going and she replied "Manchester"
"Oh," I said. "Only the middle aisle seats go to Manchester. "
Upon that, she gathered her things and settled down in a middle aisle seat. We enjoyed the flight home.