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rondetto On about 13 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 11, 2019 @ 12:40:04
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now, he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"Excuse me?" the accountant said.

"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."

"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"

"I'll start you at eighty thousand."

"Eighty thousand pounds!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"

"Well now," the owner said, "That is your first worry."
darkman666 On 26 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 11, 2019 @ 14:07:34
@rondetto Said

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now, he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"Excuse me?" the accountant said.

"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."

"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"

"I'll start you at eighty thousand."

"Eighty thousand pounds!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"

"Well now," the owner said, "That is your first worry."


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