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rondetto On June 19, 2019




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 02, 2019 @ 12:30:51
An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.
In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."
darkman666 On 40 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 02, 2019 @ 14:18:33
@rondetto Said

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.
In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."


Cpat92 On about 6 hours ago
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Lauderhill, Florida
#3New Post! Feb 04, 2019 @ 04:19:27
Sounds Fair
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