Dean, an electronics salesman, makes a sales call and a little kid answers the phone.
Dean: "Hello, little fellow. Can I speak to your mother?"
Little kid : "She is not at home."
Dean: "Well, is anyone else at home?"
Little kid: "Yep, my sister."
Dean: "Okay. May I speak to her?"
Little kid: "All right."
There was a long silence. Then:
Little kid: "Hello?"
Dean: "Oh, it's you again. I thought you were going to call your sister."
Little kid: "I tried. The trouble is, I can't get her out of the playpen."
I know a similar joke:
one afternoon, a phone call ring at a home, a little 6 years old boy, picks up the receiver, and said, " hello!" the other person on the opposite side of the phone, " hi, how my big boy today! " and the little boy get excite and ask, "
hi, daddy!, I am fine, daddy! "
then the father said to his boy, " can you get mommy, I want to talk her. " then the little boy looks around, and said, " mommy talking to the police and firemen outside. " so now, the father is worry and confuse, and said to his son, " buddy, why are the police and firemen talking to mommy? "
the little boy said and get excite again, and to his daddy, and said, " daddy, looking for me! "
now, the father is concern and confuse more, and said, " hey buddy, why are they looking for you, are you playing hiding n seek with mommy? "
the little boy said, " yes, daddy, I am soo good hiding they never find me. "
the father said, " ok, buudy, I think you tell me, where you are, I keep your secret! "
the little boy said to his father, " daddy, don't tell mommy, i'm hiding under the dinning table! "