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rondetto On about 15 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 03, 2019 @ 14:59:31
Dean, an electronics salesman, makes a sales call and a little kid answers the phone.

Dean: "Hello, little fellow. Can I speak to your mother?"

Little kid : "She is not at home."

Dean: "Well, is anyone else at home?"

Little kid: "Yep, my sister."

Dean: "Okay. May I speak to her?"

Little kid: "All right."

There was a long silence. Then:

Little kid: "Hello?"

Dean: "Oh, it's you again. I thought you were going to call your sister."

Little kid: "I tried. The trouble is, I can't get her out of the playpen."
darkman666 On about 7 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 03, 2019 @ 16:15:05
@rondetto Said

Dean, an electronics salesman, makes a sales call and a little kid answers the phone.

Dean: "Hello, little fellow. Can I speak to your mother?"

Little kid : "She is not at home."

Dean: "Well, is anyone else at home?"

Little kid: "Yep, my sister."

Dean: "Okay. May I speak to her?"

Little kid: "All right."

There was a long silence. Then:

Little kid: "Hello?"

Dean: "Oh, it's you again. I thought you were going to call your sister."

Little kid: "I tried. The trouble is, I can't get her out of the playpen."






I know a similar joke:

one afternoon, a phone call ring at a home, a little 6 years old boy, picks up the receiver, and said, " hello!" the other person on the opposite side of the phone, " hi, how my big boy today! " and the little boy get excite and ask, "
hi, daddy!, I am fine, daddy! "

then the father said to his boy, " can you get mommy, I want to talk her. " then the little boy looks around, and said, " mommy talking to the police and firemen outside. " so now, the father is worry and confuse, and said to his son, " buddy, why are the police and firemen talking to mommy? "

the little boy said and get excite again, and to his daddy, and said, " daddy, looking for me! "

now, the father is concern and confuse more, and said, " hey buddy, why are they looking for you, are you playing hiding n seek with mommy? "

the little boy said, " yes, daddy, I am soo good hiding they never find me. "

the father said, " ok, buudy, I think you tell me, where you are, I keep your secret! "

the little boy said to his father, " daddy, don't tell mommy, i'm hiding under the dinning table! "

























how
rondetto On about 15 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Feb 03, 2019 @ 16:28:18
Ah yes, good one.
darkman666 On about 7 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Feb 03, 2019 @ 16:36:14
thanks, I'm really twilitezone911.somehow, I lost accessed to my twilite account in December some reasons, that's my story.
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