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rondetto 6 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 24, 2019 @ 18:08:29
So, Moses went up to the mountain to negotiate the commandments with God. His people anxiously awaited his return.
Eventually Moses came down the mountain looking tired and drained.
"Well," He announced, "There's good new and there's bad news."
"The good news is that I got him down to just ten commandments,
the bad news is that adultery is still in there."
Darkman666 On about 20 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 24, 2019 @ 20:19:35
@rondetto Said

So, Moses went up to the mountain to negotiate the commandments with God. His people anxiously awaited his return.
Eventually Moses came down the mountain looking tired and drained.
"Well," He announced, "There's good new and there's bad news."
"The good news is that I got him down to just ten commandments,
the bad news is that adultery is still in there."


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