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gakINGKONG On 37 minutes ago




Lutz, Florida
#1New Post! Jan 08, 2019 @ 01:34:50
Skunk in the barnyard! Pee-yoo!!

Who did it come from? From you!!


There. Now that's humor!!

See? See there? I can say something funny. I just did. I just relayed a humorous limerick--some type of verse even if it's probably not exactly a limerick.
gakINGKONG On 37 minutes ago




Lutz, Florida
#2New Post! Jan 08, 2019 @ 01:35:40
Ok fine it's not a limerick I just checked.
Eaglebauer On about 1 hour ago
FOSSOR SAPIENS

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Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Jan 08, 2019 @ 13:18:07
There once was a couple named Kelly
Who always walked belly to belly
Because, in their haste,
they used library paste
instead of lubricant jelly.
gakINGKONG On 37 minutes ago




Lutz, Florida
#4New Post! Jan 09, 2019 @ 02:30:32
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes my peas taste funny
But that's what I get for drinking my peas
mrmhead 6 minutes ago




NE, Ohio
#6New Post! Jan 11, 2019 @ 01:15:43
There exists a person named Donald
Who said that wheels are real old.
"They're older than walls"
Said he, with the balls
to continue to lie to the furloughed.
mrmhead 6 minutes ago




NE, Ohio
#7New Post! Jan 11, 2019 @ 01:53:19
It's a border crisis they say
"A big wall will keep evil at bay"
It's only 5 Bills
And a contest of wills
As workers still go without pay.
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