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rondetto On December 14, 2018




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 28, 2018 @ 12:30:47
Derrick was an airplane cleaner and he always had one desire - to fly an airplane himself. So, one morning he arrives at work early and while cleaning, finds a book in the cockpit titled "Guide to fly an airplane for beginners Part 1".

He opens the book and starts reading, "First press the green button on right to start the engine."

He does that and the engine starts. He turns to Page 2 and it reads, "Press brown button to start airplane moving on runway."

He does that and the airplane starts moving ahead and catches speed. He goes to Page 3 and it reads, "Press the red button to take off the airplane in the air."

He does that and the airplane is flying. He starts turning the pilot's joystick and the airplane begins circling, going up and down and Derrick is having the time of his life! He then decides to land the airplane before anyone finds out what he has been up to.

He turns to the next page and finds the following printed in bold:
"To land the plane successfully go to the nearby book store and buy Part 2 of Guide to fly an airplane for beginners."
mrmhead 10 minutes ago




NE, Ohio
#2New Post! Nov 28, 2018 @ 12:49:25
(not a joke)
Did you hear about the airport worker, not a pilot, that did take a plane - flew around joy riding and joking with air traffic control, and then he purposely nose-dived into a nearby island - suicide.
I think this was around Seattle, Washington a month or so back.
Cpat92 On December 12, 2018
Why So Serious??





Lauderhill, Florida
#3New Post! Nov 28, 2018 @ 16:48:39
Wow
Ghyda On December 14, 2018




Anaheim, California
#4New Post! Nov 28, 2018 @ 21:23:55
A friend of mine, who is a former air-force pilot and recently retired airline pilot says, "Flying an aircraft is easy. Just aim at the ground and try to miss."
twilitezone911 On December 03, 2018




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5New Post! Nov 28, 2018 @ 21:31:20
@rondetto Said

Derrick was an airplane cleaner and he always had one desire - to fly an airplane himself. So, one morning he arrives at work early and while cleaning, finds a book in the cockpit titled "Guide to fly an airplane for beginners Part 1".

He opens the book and starts reading, "First press the green button on right to start the engine."

He does that and the engine starts. He turns to Page 2 and it reads, "Press brown button to start airplane moving on runway."

He does that and the airplane starts moving ahead and catches speed. He goes to Page 3 and it reads, "Press the red button to take off the airplane in the air."

He does that and the airplane is flying. He starts turning the pilot's joystick and the airplane begins circling, going up and down and Derrick is having the time of his life! He then decides to land the airplane before anyone finds out what he has been up to.

He turns to the next page and finds the following printed in bold:
"To land the plane successfully go to the nearby book store and buy Part 2 of Guide to fly an airplane for beginners."



twilitezone911 On December 03, 2018




Saint Louis, Missouri
#6New Post! Nov 28, 2018 @ 21:33:04
@Ghyda Said

A friend of mine, who is a former air-force pilot and recently retired airline pilot says, "Flying an aircraft is easy. Just aim at the ground and try to miss."



that like I aim for the toilet, I miss it by a mile!
Ghyda On December 14, 2018




Anaheim, California
#7New Post! Nov 30, 2018 @ 02:32:37
@twilitezone911 Said

that like I aim for the toilet, I miss it by a mile!



You shouldah been a pilot.
twilitezone911 On December 03, 2018




Saint Louis, Missouri
#8New Post! Nov 30, 2018 @ 03:00:33
@Ghyda Said

You shouldah been a pilot.


you are right, if I was the pilot, I was in the toilet. who would be flying the plane?
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