The Forum Site - Join the conversation
You don't always shop on Amazon, but when you do using this link you're helping to support TFS!
Forums:
Jokes & Humor

Bible scoldings

Reply to Topic
AuthorMessage
rondetto On December 11, 2018




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 29, 2018 @ 12:28:50
Ten things we learn from the Bible (Scoldings)

10. Sampson, get your hands off of that lion, you don't know where it's been!
9. David, I told you not to play in the house with that string! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons.
8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!
7. Shadrach, Meschach and Abendeco! I told you, never play with fire!
6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!
5. Noah, no you can' t help them. Don't bring home any strays. 
4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at my clothes.
3. James and John! No more burping at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you sons of thunder.
2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again? 
1. Jesus! Close the door! Anyone would  think you were born in a barn.
twilitezone911 On December 03, 2018




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 29, 2018 @ 15:14:38
@rondetto Said

Ten things we learn from the Bible (Scoldings)

10. Sampson, get your hands off of that lion, you don't know where it's been!
9. David, I told you not to play in the house with that string! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons.
8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!
7. Shadrach, Meschach and Abendeco! I told you, never play with fire!
6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!
5. Noah, no you can' t help them. Don't bring home any strays. 
4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at my clothes.
3. James and John! No more burping at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you sons of thunder.
2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again? 
1. Jesus! Close the door! Anyone would  think you were born in a barn.


Reply to Topic<< Previous Topic | Next Topic >>

1 browsing (0 members - 1 guest)

Quick Reply
Be Respectful of Others

      
Subscribe to topic prefs

Similar Topics
    Forum Topic Last Post Replies Views
New posts   Random
Mon Nov 11, 2013 @ 21:23
10 469
New posts   Religion & Philosophy
Mon Aug 11, 2008 @ 17:43
200 9756
New posts   Entertainment
Sun Sep 26, 2010 @ 20:50
8 780
New posts   Religion
Mon Aug 25, 2008 @ 13:51
9 1811
New posts   Politics
Sun Oct 23, 2011 @ 04:41
112 6769