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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 10, 2017 @ 12:49:00
A cocky government inspector stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road through here."

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Inspector said, "I have the authority of the Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Inspector running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step!!

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card......Show him your card!!!!"
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Dec 10, 2017 @ 13:54:12
@rondetto Said

A cocky government inspector stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road through here."

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Inspector said, "I have the authority of the Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Inspector running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step!!

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card......Show him your card!!!!"


matchstickman On March 04, 2020




, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Dec 10, 2017 @ 18:35:46
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