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rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 31, 2017 @ 16:48:01
A woman rushes into a police station and cries, "Help, help! I've been molested by a virgin!"
Calming the woman down, an officer asks, "How do you know it was a virgin?"

The woman gasps, "Because I had to help him unbutton my bra and open his fly."
puzZles On November 13, 2020




Inside my mind's mind, United
#2New Post! Nov 03, 2017 @ 00:23:28
huh DerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrP!
MisterX On August 10, 2022




Saint Petersburg,
#3New Post! Nov 28, 2017 @ 01:16:15
She was so helpful and understanding, maybe she showed him some new moves.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Nov 28, 2017 @ 01:35:04
first time, i met a woman, there is a good change, i get luckly that night. we shake our hands to introduced each others.

at that moment, she tell me that she has an headache.
MisterX On August 10, 2022




Saint Petersburg,
#5New Post! Dec 04, 2017 @ 20:48:27
@twilitezone911 Said

first time, i met a woman, there is a good change, i get luckly that night. we shake our hands to introduced each others.

at that moment, she tell me that she has an headache.


If that ever happens to me, I have the answer. I carry Tylenol everywhere that I go, and I will offer her some. With my luck she will drink whiskey on top of it, and be rushed off in an ambulance. And then I will be left hanging, and asking myself---Did she do that on purpose?
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#6New Post! Dec 04, 2017 @ 22:32:24
@MisterX Said

If that ever happens to me, I have the answer. I carry Tylenol everywhere that I go, and I will offer her some. With my luck she will drink whiskey on top of it, and be rushed off in an ambulance. And then I will be left hanging, and asking myself---Did she do that on purpose?


my lucky, that an ambulance would run over her, when they get there. then the attendances would drop her to the ground and again, inside the abulance, when they pick her up.
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