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twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#16New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 02:16:23
like president bozo turkey trump

you don't need to wait for thanksgivings to a turkey once a year. just turn on tv to the news or turn on your internet every day to see a turkey.
Justpassing On February 03, 2021




Avoca Vic Australia, Australia
#17New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 03:57:13
I'd believe roadkill before I'd believe Trump.
At least Roadkill has no ulterior motive.

I can see it now..... Trump's vision.
Press the big red button.... only a few survive.. including him.
In all the rubble there stands...... Trump Tower.
From the top of the tower, through speakers, play Trump's pre-election speeches
They play all day and all night... non stop.

Trump watches as the few who survive (this side of the wall of course) slowing approach his shrine.. The Trump Cathedral
The bow to the huge Trump photo at the door
They kiss it
The doors open... to let them.

And there stands Trump
He holds out his arms
He looks deep into their eyes
And says


"See, I told you I would make America great again"
Erimitus On July 01, 2021




The mind of God, Antarctica
#18New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 04:13:00
There is nothing wrong with talking to gods but if they start talking to you, your medication probably needs adjusting.

That Minister is (of course) the (or at least an) anti-Christ.
Erimitus On July 01, 2021




The mind of God, Antarctica
#19New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 04:57:33
Anyway, if you are talking to JC you are talking to a hallucination. Don't trust the voices, they are not your friends.
Erimitus On July 01, 2021




The mind of God, Antarctica
#20New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 05:05:45
@chaski Said

I have been laughing my a** off all day over this one...

Trump voter: I'd believe President over Jesus ...the dude literally says if Jesus came down and said that Trump colluded with the Russians, he would believe Trump over Jesus...

Trump more truthful than Jesus




And this christian minister says he would vote for Trump over Jesus...









I guess they missed the part of their religion where Jesus is god... the Messiah... and is soon coming back to take christians to heaven and send everyone else to hell... choosing Trump over Jesus isn't a very good bet.


Even I would vote for Jesus if he came down to straighten us out on the facts, and I think the whole Abrahamic religion thing is a poorly written myth.


He sounds a great big lot like Dostoyevsky's Grand Inquisitor.
mrmhead On March 27, 2024




NE, Ohio
#21New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 14:04:15
It doesn't surprise me.

The goobers in the white house are willing to give a child molester a seat just so they can pass tax reform.
We'll see if the goobers in AL blindly follow.
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