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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 10, 2017 @ 11:57:22
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Granddad can you pay the man."
puzZles On November 13, 2020




Inside my mind's mind, United
#2New Post! Nov 11, 2017 @ 05:18:34
ah herp. ah herp. derp
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