Little things that annoy you that really don't matter

People with canned comebacks that think they are being witty.
You can tell the canned ones from true wit

That so many people think that Facebook is a news source.

... oh wait, that did matter

Takes one to know one

chuckle

"Vertical" cell phone video footage.
Worse than that -
The "fuzzy borders" on either side when they show it on TV.


Didn't someone do a song about turning your phone?

People who think they know how you are feeling when they do not have a clue, false concern

people who say "they know how u feel" when they don't have a clue, fairweather
friends.

When people don’t say thank you when you hold the door for them or when they randomly become offended for your kind action.

Technology

an unmade bed

When I am dragged into an alley, beaten unconscious, robbed, and left for dead. This has never happened to me but I am pretty sure I find it annoying.

Anyone who chews with their mouths open or burps without actually covering their mouths. I don't have an oral fixation, but I do find that extremely annoying.

Agreed.

Does anyone else notice little mis-speaks, or slips of the tongues from newscasters?

It's kind of funny, and I'm nowhere perfect when I speak. In fact to some extent I could appreciate how well they do for the most part.

But it's still a little annoying, because it is their job ...
That's like basketball players missing free throws .. WTF?!!??

Jack people who are too lazy to return their shopping trolleys and simply leave them in the car park.