@adrinachrome Said
You buying decent quality shoes? I have a pair of globes that are years old.
Yeah. They just seem to be wearing out faster than normal. I might just have to get shoes with thicker soles, but still they shouldn't wear out so fast.
@puzZles Said
It was bound to start happening sooner or later. A kind of acid build up, from the pure funk of your feet sweat. Is literally starting to eat away at your foot wear.
There is no turning back,I'm afraid, from this. When it gets to this point. Even new shoes would just be a waste of money.
The insides of the slippers are perfectly fine... well, for the most part.
But even still, if it was my foot funk that was rotting out the shoes, wouldn't it be the inside that'd be affected and not the outside?
@chaski Said
Are we talking
cement boots or some sort of
HAZMAT BSI material?
Nah. Just some regular old slippers.
Besides, my shoes don't really smell that bad-
*Everyone in the thread looks at Skunky with a deadpan expression. then bursts out laughing.*
No, I'm serious guys. My shoes only tend to reek when I wear them that particular day. And even though the smell might linger for a while, it won't persist unless I wear those same shoes the next day, so if I go a while without wearing them, the smell will actually subside.
Still, you probably wouldn't want to go sticking your nose in my shoe to test this.
@puzZles Said
He can always go down and receive Government hand outs; grab two big blocks of cheddar and slap them on his feet, tie em up real good, walk around in those.
It will smell the same. But it won't Be the same. Something new for Chrissy.
Fun fact: The same bacteria that are used/present when cheese is ripening is also present on the soles of our feet.
Brevibacterium linens is the main culprit, feeding on the
isovaleric acid present in our sweat and producing that pungent, cheesy odour that
we all Skunky loves and adores.
*He slides his slippers off his feet and spreads his toes. The strong, unmistakable odour of
really tasty cheese (or
really bad feet, depending on how you feel about strong-smelling cheeses [
]) fills the air and gently wafts past people's noses. Skunky buries his nose between his toes and takes a deep inhale, savouring the stink.*
*Snnnnnniiiiiiiiiifffffffff!* Mmmmm.... I love my stinky feets.
*Hugs his foot.*
@twilitezone911 Said
skunky - the new kind of houseslippers- they call " holy slippers ".
not only the slippers are made out of " swiss cheese " because of the holes of sole of each slipper.
they are blessed by the pope.
I heard something kinda creepy the other day. Did you know that the holes in swiss and other cheeses are referred to as
eyes? Does that mean the cheese is watching us?!