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newcarscent7 On March 18, 2020




Cleveland, Ohio
#1New Post! Sep 13, 2016 @ 11:46:22
I woke up just a few minutes ago and had the worst feeling. This cramping and pressure feeling inside me made me feel like I would explode.
I'm much better after a good evacuation. I guess that bar food from last night may have been bad
musicalzealot On March 28, 2017




Under psycoskunk's bed, Japan
#2New Post! Sep 13, 2016 @ 11:53:37
Well... that's 15 seconds of my life that I can never get back...
newcarscent7 On March 18, 2020




Cleveland, Ohio
#3New Post! Sep 13, 2016 @ 12:38:01
The lesson here is, never eat bar food
mrmhead On March 27, 2024




NE, Ohio
#4New Post! Sep 13, 2016 @ 21:34:28
I'll never forget that street gyro I had one bar-hopping nite ...

Didn't stop me from eating gyros, but I sure steer clear of those street vendors (and now they're becoming so "in" now)
newcarscent7 On March 18, 2020




Cleveland, Ohio
#5New Post! Sep 13, 2016 @ 21:38:27
@mrmhead Said

I'll never forget that street gyro I had one bar-hopping nite ...

Didn't stop me from eating gyros, but I sure steer clear of those street vendors (and now they're becoming so "in" now)



Interestingly enough, it was a gyro and fries they were serving
mrmhead On March 27, 2024




NE, Ohio
#6New Post! Sep 13, 2016 @ 21:54:24
@newcarscent7 Said

Interestingly enough, it was a gyro and fries they were serving


Was it the real meat they shave off of the log, or that phony pre-formed frozen crap some places try to pass off?
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#7New Post! Sep 13, 2016 @ 22:03:04
nothing better than having a hot summer night on a cold plate, is the delicious " poopicles ".

yes, poopicles are on sticks, that even flies would die for.


hmmmmmmmmmmmm, good!
newcarscent7 On March 18, 2020




Cleveland, Ohio
#8New Post! Sep 13, 2016 @ 23:41:19
@mrmhead Said

Was it the real meat they shave off of the log, or that phony pre-formed frozen crap some places try to pass off?



I couldn't tell you, but after the Black & Tan it tasted pretty good. The tomatoes seemed a little iffy though
musicalzealot On March 28, 2017




Under psycoskunk's bed, Japan
#9New Post! Sep 14, 2016 @ 00:27:18
@newcarscent7 Said

The lesson here is, never eat bar food


I'll stick to Tokyo street food lol.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#10New Post! Sep 14, 2016 @ 01:10:01
one day, one of my turd fell the toilet, and he told me. " I'm having a crappy day! " and I told him that I was having a crappy day, too. then I flushed the toilet.
DuLu On January 11, 2017
CHOOSE HAPPINESS!!!





Waverly, Washington
#11New Post! Sep 14, 2016 @ 03:47:45
Guys, TMI!!
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#12New Post! Sep 14, 2016 @ 03:55:30
does everyone in morning like to take a dump in the morning. we all the stuck up and get feeling out the way in the morning.

people who just stuck up with that personality, should take ex-lax for people can't stand you, don't have see you. until they go to the bathroom, and hearing you moaning.
Electric_Banana On February 05, 2024




, New Zealand
#13New Post! Sep 19, 2016 @ 10:38:26
That's where the dude who wrote Alien got the idea





In later movies he demonstrates what might be causing the humming in our ears from time-to-time.


And you all thought that paranoid schizophrenia wasn't lucrative.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#14New Post! Sep 19, 2016 @ 11:38:56
one night, I had pretty bad poopie cramps, I shot out 3 pound watermelon out of my a** in the toilet.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#15New Post! Sep 19, 2016 @ 13:13:14
I had after effects from my watermelon, I had got still worst poopie cramps for 3 months.

I went back to the doctor, he gave some much horrible news, that the x-rays shows the doctor take of tummy. the x-ray show that the watermelon was female.

then something more horrible in my life will change my life forever. as my doctor tell me the news. the camera starts leaves this post. with the news next that horror came over my face, then he said to me.

the camera was about to leave this post, he said to me, " the alien watermelon left inside me, and her babies. " then the last moment until you see my post vanish forever. you will hear me scream, " noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !! "
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