Hey... Do You Smell That?

*Is kissed.*

Thanks baby. it feels much better now.

Goodgood.

Hee hee...

*His tail sways playfully as he holds the tops of his socked feet and rocks back and forth happily.*

Anyone feeling brave enough to put their nose against my foot and take a deep whiff?

I can't be the only one with smelly feet.

*Takes three quick, deep whiffs of his feet.*

So, my feet currently have a cheesy, slightly vinegar scent to them, but my toes are more stale popcorn-y. Weird...

*Sniffs his sweaty socks.*

My socks just smell like a combination of the three, but the different scents are fighting for control as the dominant odour, so a particular smell will be more noticeable for a moment and then another stink takes control.

Woo! 10 years of Skunky and my feet smell super funky!!!

Congrats on the ten years.

Thanks Pat. I appreciate it.

Dear lord, my feet are seriously fuming right now. Everywhere I walk, I'm leaving stinky little footprints behind.