Yo Mama Jokes/Insults

yo mamma is so fat that when god said let there be light he asked to move

Yo momma is a lepor

Your Mama's butt is so big, it has it's own zip code.

Your Mama's butt is so big, it spans two time zones.

J.R.

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Yo Mama Junk So hairy, yur lil brother died of rugburn on the way out!

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps with high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

um...Yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back!

yo mama sooo ugly i say she soooo ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning


YO mama is soo ugly se want to a ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals

yo mama soooo ugly she want outside and got abducted to a alien breeding program

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

your mama is so beautiful because she is the sister of Shrek

yo mama so stupid she looked for cydia in the appstore

Yo mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it says a, b, c, d, e, f, g get ur fat a** off of me

Your mama so stupid when you were born she looked at your embelical cord she says "it comes with cable? "