So I was out trekking in the outlands of TFS, trying to see if I can relocate the Kingdom of Wayne after it had mysteriously vanished. For those who weren't around in 08-10' to know what I'm talking about or for those who missed out/didn't care, I'll try to tell the story as fast as possible...
So back in the day there was a guy named Wayne who joined who wanted to be king of TFS. Most people thought he was a bit odd and possibly crazy, but I knew what he was planning. After he was more established, he eventually built a kingdom and got a few followers, a queen (feeb), some critics (myself, Saegespaene, Simply) and wild adventures were to be had. He had a viking warrior (worpd) and an elven huntress (Tailkinker) with a squirrel companion (Psycho_Squirrel) under his employ, as well as a giant, green, hulking monstrosity that no matter how many times I pointed out that it was 'The Hulk,' Wayne denied it and called it 'Bob.' His castle guards were in charge of defending the villagers (a.k.a the nameless people that join the site for a few days and then never respond again), keeping the peace and scrubbing/destinkifying the castle after I broke past them and ran laps barefoot through the massive halls. I was barred from the castle because the king HATED my feet..... but one way or another, I got in...
After a while, an official document written by Kristy69 was made to decree who was a part of the kingdom and what role they played. Eventually, he let me become a knight because well, it wasn't like he could keep me out.
Kinky the elf opened up a very successful Tavern that spanned two threads, and almost a third, becoming a Cafe later on. Interestingly enough, the Tavern was sort of the precursor to the 'Last Person to Post Wins,' except back then the incentive for winning was getting the honor of starting the next one. As time progressed, things were getting better and better. Me and my TFS Wife got married on here. And then the viking and the elf got married in real life. It was spectacular and for a moment, everything seemed like it would last forever.....
But.... As time goes on, so do people. Those with a new life outside of TFS parted ways, gradually. The kingdom's citizens slowly left while the rest of the site was slowing to a crawl. Soon, even the king didn't stay for long. As I watched the kingdom age, I couldn't help but feel a bit down. As sad as it is to admit, I too abandoned the kingdom...
So to make a long story short, I want to find the lost Kingdom of Wayne, but I need help in doing so. The first step is to find the Tavern. It's one of the few places that I know where we can be safe. It's been a while since I've been there, but I remember it lying near the outskirts of the kingdom in a vast forest. It'll be a dangerous journey, but I'm more than willing to take the risk. So who's with me?