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You'll never hear something like this from s***allica.

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thequietman On August 29, 2018
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Rusty Bullet Hole, Washington
#1New Post! Apr 26, 2014 @ 23:31:22
Tom G. Warrior of Celtic Frost/Triptycon agreeing with poor reviews of his latest album.

https://www.triptykon.net/

Imagine if you will, a world where professional musicians are just plain honest with their fans and refuse to tell them that every new piece of music they record is the best thing they've ever done and a monumental artistic achievement and that everybody and their dog should buy it.
Eaglebauer On July 23, 2019
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Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Apr 26, 2014 @ 23:44:56
Well, in all fairness, my dog really did like that album.
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
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Lauderhill, Florida
#3New Post! Apr 26, 2014 @ 23:46:10
My cat goes to sleep with that album.
thequietman On August 29, 2018
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Rusty Bullet Hole, Washington
#4New Post! Apr 27, 2014 @ 00:03:02
@Eaglebauer Said

Well, in all fairness, my dog really did like that album.

The target audience.
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
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Lauderhill, Florida
#5New Post! Apr 27, 2014 @ 02:44:14
@thequietman Said

The target audience.



Then it might be a success if dogs are the target audience?
thequietman On August 29, 2018
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Rusty Bullet Hole, Washington
#6New Post! Apr 27, 2014 @ 03:47:41
@Cpat92 Said

Then it might be a success if dogs are the target audience?

A success in what sense? Dogs judge quality by sniffing asses.
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
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Lauderhill, Florida
#7New Post! Apr 27, 2014 @ 04:24:57
@thequietman Said

A success in what sense? Dogs judge quality by sniffing asses.



You never know, they still might like it.
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
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#8New Post! Apr 27, 2014 @ 05:07:48
@thequietman Said

A success in what sense? Dogs judge quality by sniffing asses.


Maybe the album smells like ass. That's why it's so popular with dogs.
thequietman On August 29, 2018
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Rusty Bullet Hole, Washington
#9New Post! Apr 27, 2014 @ 09:21:19
@psycoskunk Said

Maybe the album smells like ass. That's why it's so popular with dogs.

It sounds like ass. Once the dogs figure out that it smells like plastic I predict that interest among canines will wane.
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
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A fort made of stinky socks, C
#10New Post! Apr 27, 2014 @ 18:05:21
@thequietman Said

It sounds like ass. Once the dogs figure out that it smells like plastic I predict that interest among canines will wane.


That's why they should hire a guy to fart on the albums to make them smell like a** so dogs can enjoy them. Not only will the canines be happy, but a whole new occupation would be created that just might fix the unemployment problem.
Aden On November 28, 2014




, Canada
#11New Post! Apr 27, 2014 @ 22:28:29
s***allica is still better then AC/DC
thequietman On August 29, 2018
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Rusty Bullet Hole, Washington
#12New Post! Apr 27, 2014 @ 22:50:04
@Aden Said

s***allica is still better then AC/DC

You misspelled "worse".
Aden On November 28, 2014




, Canada
#13New Post! Apr 27, 2014 @ 22:56:24
@thequietman Said

You misspelled "worse".



LOL
Not. How someone can make money off sou ding like a cat being ripped open by a lawn mower I will never know...
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