Your MaMa

Your MaMa's Butt is SO BIG the Post Office assigned it it's own Zip Code.

J.R.

Yo mamas so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus she yelled, "Stop that twinkie!"

Yo mama's so loose she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

Your mother is so technologically illiterate...
That she programs the DVR to record every episode of NCIS manually, without even realizing she could set it once to record the whole series.

You're mother is so fat the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

You're mama's a** is so big it graduated high school a year after she did.

Your MaMa's butt is so big, the phone company gave it it's own area code.

J.R.

I bet Your MaMa's proud of you.

Your MaMa's butt is so big, it has it's own time zone.

J.R.