"Push Bike Riding"
These fools amuse me to no end I'll start with the Males. They wear their trendy Lycra shorts usually with a Spud (potato)push down the front and their trendy Lycra shirts with the pockets on the back,for their phones and Heart Tablets and spare tyre along with the proper shoes that clip into the pedals,so when they fall off,the bike lands on top of them and everything is mashed into one lump.
Now for the Female bike riders,they wear the same outfits as the Males,but don't shove a spud in to them.They pull their shorts up that far they end up with the Camel Toe from Hell I actually refer to them as Mumble pants,you can see the lips moving but can't understand what's being said .
Then they get on their Mountain bikes,none of this riding a Racer for these fools,and dodger holes in the road and the traffic while riding through a red light instead of stopping (saves them falling arse over head and laying in a heap)and all the time they have their ipods turned up full blast so they can't hear the cars horns being blasted at them because they're in the centre of the road.
My wife and I run a Points system with them,as we go past she opens the door and hit's them with it.
10 points if they just fall off,20 points if they end up in the Gutter and if she can make them collide with each other and end up on the footpath she get's 80 points,to date her best score is 1500 points .