If you were given the choice, what would you be?

Ninja because you know I don't have to be confined to a boat most of my life.

Zombie. It's a fun take on immortality, imo.

I think I was a pirate in a past life

ninja .. because they're full of energy and amazing moves ... i'd imagine pirates to smell of stale sweat and rum ...and zombies come across as slightly unhealthy

Pirate.
I like rum and booty.

Ninja > Pirate

Space Pirate > Ninja

Space Ninja Pirate > Space Pirate

Rehabilitation_Please > All of the above.

So by default I am the most awesome thing in existence.

Ninja. Sweet, kick ass, killer moves? Hell yeah! And the enemy not noticing you're there, until you've slit their throats? You bet ya!