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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Apr 08, 2011 @ 00:55:44
The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
A Lion, A Chimp, A Giraffe,
......AND...
A Squirrel
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?


Your answer will reflect your personality.


So think carefully . . .
Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?


Now scroll down to see the analysis.


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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.


A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS .



Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax

now hurry up and forward it to someone....
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#2New Post! Apr 08, 2011 @ 01:24:55
I was wondering what the Hell you were trying to get us to do. Most of us already know you get bananas from banana trees.

J.R.
drummerwannabe On June 17, 2019
Travel Junkie





In a drum.., Minnesota
#3New Post! Apr 08, 2011 @ 01:29:03


I didn't even notice the coconut tree/banana thing.. and I picked the squirrel...

I think it's time to go home.
GSnap On March 02, 2019




Over the Rainbow,
#4New Post! Apr 08, 2011 @ 01:29:10
@HiImDan Said

The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
A Lion, A Chimp, A Giraffe,
......AND...
A Squirrel
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?


Your answer will reflect your personality.


So think carefully . . .
Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?


Now scroll down to see the analysis.


:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:


If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.


A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS .



Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax

now hurry up and forward it to someone....



@jr_sanford Said

I was wondering what the Hell you were trying to get us to do. Most of us already know you get bananas from banana trees.

J.R.



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x_KimKim_x On April 12, 2011

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, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Apr 08, 2011 @ 01:30:53
I just assumed it meant coconuts really, and picked Squirrel.
Sweet_Merry On October 01, 2023
One day. . . I will





Building my Castles in the Sky
#6New Post! Apr 08, 2011 @ 02:47:10
I was wondering who put the banana on the tree...
Electric_Banana On February 05, 2024




, New Zealand
#7New Post! Apr 08, 2011 @ 02:54:08
Banana trees are all that tall either.
Leon On December 21, 2023




San Diego, California
#8New Post! Apr 08, 2011 @ 03:01:55
What was the tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
Psycho_Squirrel On November 26, 2017
has gone nuts!





kalamazoo, Michigan
#9New Post! Apr 08, 2011 @ 05:23:22
What about me mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm??? you said Squirrel! Therefor you must have been talking about me
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#10New Post! Apr 08, 2011 @ 05:45:09
@Leon Said

What was the tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?



Mt Everest
Grasshopper On January 11, 2023
Just me.





Fort Collins, Colorado
#11New Post! Jan 08, 2012 @ 07:42:37
I picked Giraffe
Oisin On January 27, 2012




Glasgow, United Kingdom
#12New Post! Jan 08, 2012 @ 08:55:16
bananas don't even grow in trees.
Electric_Banana On February 05, 2024




, New Zealand
#13New Post! Jan 08, 2012 @ 08:59:36
@Oisin Said

bananas don't even grow in trees.



This one sure didn't but I'll spare the gory details.
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