You Know You're Australian If/When..

A lot wrong with that list. Number one is I'd rather Canberra over Sydney. Sydney is a s*** hole. It's unaustralian of the prime minister to say that its unaustralian to disagree with him and we will tell him that as well.

I would add to that list that mate often means c***, and is a fighting word, and c*** often means mate, and is a sign of affection... and you know an Aussie is being sarcastic if his lips are moving.

You know you're Aussie when every other word is "c***".
I have mastered "f***in' c***". I fit in well now

Where`s Best State in Australia....Queensland?