um anyone wanna play?

appears magically with defibulator and tries to zapp the beer mats

*Shavpookie walks in.Depressed after losing his job of 20 plus years at the rendering plant. Pulls out a fully loaded glock 17 and proceeds to shoot everyone at the party one by one."Game over man,Game over!"

that is so bad!!!

morphs into supercool werewolf warrior and rips heads off everyone else in this thread

I fly down riding a dragon, which engulf the house in flame and evporates the pool. I leap off and start an anti-pool party! Won't it be fun? Suprisingly, it's only then I notice the werewolf warrior on the other side of the pool.

*Suddenly, a Stealth Bomber carrying 80 megatonnes of nuclear warheads flys overhead and delivers it's payload on the unsuspecting party goers. (I of course am safe in my Blackhawk helicopter. ) I chase down the bomber, the tracer rounds from my dual mounted 80mm gattling cannon tear through the orangish sky as I shoot down my foe.*

what the....how did a peaceful pool party turn into warz!!!?!?!?!?!?! ok an

*500 army dudes with tanks choppers etc etc comse and sets up battle position* *uses AA gun to shoot blackhawk down* *army injures and captures werewolf*
*police shut down area* *army bulldozers roll in to clear everything out* *army goes away in transport choppers*

*all that remains is a black smoking landscape*

*japs(wtf whered japs come from???) nuke the place and everyone inside a 500 mile radius is dead* *nuclear war starts* *8 billion ppl will die* *5 yeas into the war earth gets too weak and collapses into itself* *nothing is living on earth* *the human race and everything else is wiped out*

(Enter Song onto the scene)

*looks around with hands on hips then raises a hand and snaps her fingers*

(World materializes and Song lays back in a lawn chair as the pool and all the confused dead people come back, except for the japs which she stuffed into a black hole.)

*sips from her glass while waiting and watching to see how the now-living people react*

I (bob) run in shouting "wazzzzzzzzzzup bey-otches!!!!!!!"

*walks in wondering wtf happened here.. why's everyone so quiet? then dips my toes in the pool*