Some Baseball Writers are Morons

31. Ichiro Suzuki, Mariners

"It pains me to rank Ichiro this low in the countdown, especially since he's still a fantasy stud in batting average, runs and steals. However, given his slight dip in the above three categories and his blatant disregard for HRs and RBIs ... I cannot shake the feeling that his days of top-10 goodness have come to an abrupt end."

https://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/fantasy/02/23/outfielders/1.html

WTF. I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that every player in baseball is supposed to focus solely on homeruns and RBI's. Look at Ichiro's stats. He's never had an MLB season without at least 200 hits. His average has never finished below .300. Mr. Sport Illustrated writer...there is more to baseball then homerun and RBI's.