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clitcommander On June 04, 2005




Australia
#1New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 22:20:15
HE & SHE

The family picture is on HIS desk......Ah, a solid responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk......Ummm, her family will come before her career.

HIS desk is cluttered......He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered......She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain.

HE is talking with his co-workers......He must be discussing the latest deal.
SHE is talking with her co-workers......She must be gossiping.

HE's not at his desk......He must be in a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk......She must be in the ladies room.

HE's not in the office.....He's meeting customers.
SHE's not in the office......She must be out shopping.

HE's having lunch with the boss......He must be on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss......They must be having an affair.

The boss criticised HIM......He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticised HER......She'll be very upset.

HE got an unfair deal......Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal......Did she cry?

HE's getting married......He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married......She'll get pregnant and leave.

HE's having baby......He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby......She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

HE's going on a business trip......It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip......What does her husband say?

HE's leaving for a better job......He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job......Women are not dependable

Emskie On April 14, 2023




, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 22:23:21
the sad thing is its probably true

funny either way though
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
Persuasive Madam!





How about you come find me....
#3New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 23:27:01
Lol thats gr8
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